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Anonymous: What is the Bake Off?

yotoob:

What ISN’T the Bake Off?

The Bake Off is hopes and dreams, triumphs and disasters. It is one contestant’s struggle against the proving drawer, the soggy bottom, the piping bag. It is scones, victory snatched from the jaws of defeat, and the inadvisable use of lavender. It is birth, death, and every joy and sorrow in between. It is a brass band score, a sunny afternoon, a smear of flour on a fevered brow. It is the satisfying crunch of successful puff pastry, the forgiveness in Mary Berry’s eyes, the unanswerable question of how a cake can be ‘too cakey’. It is baking techniques that no one has heard of, it is the humble loaf raised to the most glorious standard. It is gallows humour in the face of the impossible, it is astonished incredulity in the face of the improbable.

It is everything.

I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

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